I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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