why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
he fucked my hip out of place.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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