I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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