I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
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Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
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it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
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