yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I just pynch a tree in the face
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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