On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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