quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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