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I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
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fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
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you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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