She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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