no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
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This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
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I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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