oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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