The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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