so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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