I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize