thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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