Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Randomize
