Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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