She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
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