At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
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I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
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Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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