I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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