ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
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Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
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I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
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