i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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