Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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