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say what?
wanna hang out?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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