I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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