dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Randomize
