u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
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i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
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But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
You left your phone here
Wait...
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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