she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
