It's just like the Real World with babies
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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