Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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