i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
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Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
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I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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