therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
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Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
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All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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