ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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