I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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