i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
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I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
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You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
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