And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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