Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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