what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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