So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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