They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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