She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
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Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
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He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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