Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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