i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Where is the hickey?
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
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This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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