ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Randomize
