Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
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you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
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His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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