yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
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