i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
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Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
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I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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