You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
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I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
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I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
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