Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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