So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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