for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
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I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
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I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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