I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
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Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
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We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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