It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
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I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
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I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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