I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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