I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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